While this is all good, most (all?) of the other chat rooms in all the other Stack Exchange sites have funnier, cooler names than just their site names. Who are we to be behind?
So, in the spirit of the Holiday Season, I propose a competition for a "better" name. One name per answer, please.
Strive for the amusing, the unexpected, the original. But also, of course, something suitable for the Unix and Linux Stack Exchange main chat room.
NOTE: Per @muru's suggestion, try sorting the answers by the active tab to see more recent responses to the question: